You know you are Canadian when:

 

When you channel the spirits of Gordie Howe, Bobby Hull, Bobby Orr, and Wayne Gretzy (although I don’t think you should be channeling them yet as I think they are all alive) when you find a passible (ie pond hockey) rink in N. Iraq and think the greatest idea in the world would be to Fedex in a pair of skates and a couple of sticks from Calgary (which is according to my grade 5 geography memory 10,092.458 kms away). And at the giveaway price of nearly $1100.00 USD to ship aforementioned sports gear to Iraq it would be rude not to.

You know you are a well-paid international drilling engineer  when you do the above just for shits and giggles. As he was lighting Cuban’s with $1000 dollar bills he was saying that he was going to do this. And as the 100 year old brandy kicked in he said something about shipping over his favorite horse next.

Just in case CRA wants to audit him I have attached a picture. Now of course I would not mention names on the blog so I need to switch to code: His nameeh, is Jeffeh, Weisseh.