I know how Turkey can defeat ISIS. Make the psychotic
bastards (that’s right motherfuckers, I know you read this and you know where I
am) check through a Turkish Airport. You go through 12 different check points to
get to the gate and the 13th check is to get on the plane. Mind you
it is relatively quick and it is not all anal probes but at least half are.
And there always seems to some kind of ruckus as you enter the lounge. Maybe people are ornery after the anal probes. So today’s drama was some American or Canadian guy (let’s assume he was American because he was a weapons grade arsehole). He was in the middle of the checkin not wanting to go the 6 inches to go into the lounge or walk back into the lineup because his wife was two persons behind him so he was causing a ridiculous stink.
Then some African dude barged strait through the line up so it looks as though he did not have a pass for the lounge which he did but did not want to wait in a 2 second line up.
Remember want your sensei taught you little Frankie I was saying to myself in
Gaelic and stay patient. Feck off sensei I said out loud in Gaelic, there is
free booze in there. Let’s get this line up moving. And there always seems to some kind of ruckus as you enter the lounge. Maybe people are ornery after the anal probes. So today’s drama was some American or Canadian guy (let’s assume he was American because he was a weapons grade arsehole). He was in the middle of the checkin not wanting to go the 6 inches to go into the lounge or walk back into the lineup because his wife was two persons behind him so he was causing a ridiculous stink.
Then some African dude barged strait through the line up so it looks as though he did not have a pass for the lounge which he did but did not want to wait in a 2 second line up.
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