Monday, January 16, 2017

Oman 0 Cyprus 1

And So it Ends          

When I left Yemen I was going to take some time off but after a few conversations with my boss at the time he had convinced me to go to Houston. I was basically indifferent if not opposed to the idea at first but I ended working and living there for almost two years.

I was actually planning on going to Saudi Arabia to work to the point where I actually had the ticket but a rotation job came up with a company where my old boss as the Director of Finance.  My direct boss was a chap from Nova Scotia and went to the same university as I did but I think I graduated one year before him.

A one-year contract ended up to be 3.5 years and I am now in the Erbil airport flying out on my last hitch. It was another great 3.5 years of rotating with time in Erbil and time in Abu Dhabi. Start-ups are always a lot of work and long, long hours.  TAQA was no different but I think as I leave such a different place to work.

It was pretty much a normal job with normal rotating hours as I left.  I think we accomplished a lot as a department and now I suspect that they will accomplish a lot more now that I am gone.

My ex boss’s wife reads this blog so holy feck was I busy my last week. If she does not read it I was not busy at all. I just had to be available for my national replacement so my last was pretty easy.

A nice send off with a really nice carpet that I will add to my collection and they are kind enough to send it to Colombia so I do not have to haul it around on this trip.
Also a cool  cake (see pictures) as well. So very thankful to have another 3.5 years of work and rotation. And I finally made in to the Mosque that is Grand and the Palace that is Emirates my last night in Abu Dhabi thanks to Awat Yasin.

My plan is/was to take some time off to travel but now my aging body is just saying to take some time off.


So now a 16-hour day to get from Erbil to Muscat.

In all the years I have worked in the Middle East and mostly next door in Yemen I had no particular interest in seeing Oman. There is no particular reason just other places I wanted to see. Perhaps with that sentiment I should consider a job in the Omani Tourism industry. But now despite the 16 hours of “being so close” I decided to finally pay a visit.  And pay you do, it is expensive with the Omani dollar 2.6 to the USD so a strong currency. I want to check out the Empty Quarter but it is prohibitively expensive to do it along so hopefully I can meet up with some people once I get there. I am thinking about renting a 4 wheel drive and doing it myself but I more or less see this as driving to my death so I will need to see.

Ok some dude just asked me to watch his bag and he leaves. Two thoughts are racing through my head.  It is an explosive device and now I will become a CNN ticket stat. 20 killed including one Canadian. The other thought is how does he know that I am not the type that his bag needs protection from.  Must be my angelic, non-threatening features.

For the first time ever I am using a Mac Computer. I am still learning how to use it but at this point the best that I can say is that it is light.  I am learning as I go but after so many years on Windows it is new for sure.

Update – I have been watching the bag for two minutes now and no explosions and I have not stolen anything. Ok he is back, if I go he goes.

And now I have a mother pissed at me. I sneezed (loudly) and scared the baby Jesus out of a little girl. Both are giving me the stink eye. Reminds of the Far Side cartoon…

1/16/2017

And that is now my trip to Oman became my trip to Cyprus. I had lots of time in the Istanbul airport to catch a flight to Oman. As it was getting time to board there was no announcement as to what gate. Now it was getting really close and still no announcement.  With all the chaos in the Istanbul airport it seems more people are missing flights as they are making them. So when mob rule cornered a Gulf air worker he said the flight will not be going out tonight. Next flight had terrible connections which only give me a 5 days in Oman and there was wasn’t really much I could do other than Muscat so I decided to go to Europe’s warmest destination in January which is Cyprus.

Great people, warmer weather, great food, great beer and wine, women ignoring my advances. A typical trip for me.

Shame on me as well. I was in Istanbul for two days and pretty much stayed around the airport and did a lot of nothing (but I have been there several times). I did however find something useful from Facebook. There was a snippet on wolves that were introduced to Yellowstone Park and the amazing positive impact they have on the environment and ecosystem so now I am just about finished a book called the Decade of the Wolf. I know, I know. I still need to finish my 2800 page book on Alexander Hamilton.

Highlights of Cyprus thus far is the food, Kolossi Castle built my favorite support to the Crusaders, which of course are the Knights Hospitallers.

It seems a bit strange to be cross over into another country while staying in the same city. No, I did not hop in a time machine and go to Berlin in 1980’s (or before of course). The Turkish side of Cyprus is only recognized by Turkey as a sovereign nation but you need to show your passport to get to the Turkish side and it really seems like you entered Turkey again. You walk through no mans land and immediately the language, religion, food, and culture changes. Nicosia is known as the World’s last divided Capital just in case you expect to be on Jeopardy anytime soon.

1/16/2017

Toilets

My sensei would be pissed if he knew I was bragging about anything but he doesn’t read this blog so boast away Frankie. I really believe I had an elite skill for lifting up toilet seats with my right foot. Let’s assume Cyprus is the 100th or so country that I have visited do let’s assume that I have lifted up toilet seats in a 100 or so countries. I have it down to about 1 second with a 98.76% success rate. Some are designed wrong and will always drop will others are not affixed to the base. So please check out my new posting on Wikihow.

Onward,








I suckered punched the nicest guy in the World. 

Expansive Istanbul from the air





Cyprus from the air


They didn't break the bank of advertising 

Greek to me


Wild Tangerine Tree

Be nice to the donkeys

Local Church

Waiting for a bus 

Kolossi Castle 










Poetic Graffiti 


Very Charming Cyprus



Respect, Innit

On the way to the Turkish Side

No Man's Land

Have you ever been to a Turkish Prison Tommy

Chucky is now a cross dresser in Cyprus

Mosque on Turkish side







Saturday, November 19, 2016


A Very Secretive Posting

November 2016
Medellin

Being that it is my last hitch with TAQA and I need to train my replacement I was only out for two weeks.  A week of jet lag and a week of relaxing and seeing more of Medellin. My buddy John B**d** was down from ^^^^^ and we spent some time seeing some of the sights which was great as I am too fecking lazy to do it otherwise.

He went on a walking tour first but I has some illegal stuff to take care of. Together we went on a fruit tour which was great. Colombia has over 400 different types of fruit over 400 different  types of noises to keep you awake at night. We also went to the Museum of Modern Art, Parque LLeras, Son Havana (for extremely hot and sexy salsa dancing but not with each other), exploring the local metro,  Botanical Gardens, local food, and we did a bunch of other cool shit that I can’t detail because I am tired and my neck hurts. But we did play of lot of hockey on Xbox. Hanging out with Dave and Sarah was also great but Dave is all grown up now and had a lot of work to do before his amazing trip to Antarctica. Sara's Spanish is not very good so I spent a lot of time tutoring her as well. 


Jimmy B**D** will also continue on with his adventure as now I am back to work in Iraq for the last time.  There is a change of plans regarding travel. I was planning on going to Erbil to Vietnam to start my gap year but I need to go back to Nicaragua and Colombia for various reasons and I will start my travel from there. However before I arrive back in Central and South America I plan to see Oman and another place that I can’t mention in a public form just in case I go back to work in the Middle East. Yeah, figure that out secret police. 

Random Picture of Random Church

Cable Car in Medellin

JFK
John Foster Dulles in Metro

The Fruit Lady

Thoughts Arrive



This is me exposing my soul

Oh I love the night live, I like to boogie...

This is my favorite fruit in all the land just in case someone will ask you

Feck, we drank til 6 in the morning 

Dubai Airport

Dubai from the air

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Plants for sale

Fruit that I did not like

getting ready to make local bread

Fruit

More fruit

Not sure why I even took the picture

Cook Menu

Herb Garden

Feck sakes, this would imply this dude is in my soul. 

How I view relationships 

Can't touch this

No internal will reward us now for wasting the dawn

My secret local family 

Fruit again

You can blame this 

Locals watching you guessed it, Soccer

Not fruit

Is this Fruit

Market

More Market 

View Medellin

Nov even crowded 

Scar Tissue 

Pharmacy 

I always wanted a dog


Alone with my thoughts 

Pretty much how my body works

As I seen my future

MJ

A great band 

He smashed his thumb

I was scared to death of this fecking thing

View from my bedroom 


Xmas in Colombia with all of the folks back home



Sunday, November 6, 2016

The Semi Autonomous Region of Kurdistan.

Iraq
October / November 2016

Awat Yasin will be quick to point out that I don’t work in Iraq but in Kurdistan but was we all know Awat is fervent Kurdish national and possibly a...

I started the hitch in Abu Dhabi but went into Iraq to do some work but then I found out that January will be my last hitch so I working out of Iraq to train my replacement.  I am out for two weeks and then back for a little less than 8 and that will be it. Even before the price of oil tanked again I was not planning on trying to find another job right away. I am taking my GAP year, albeit 34 years late.
I am planning on starting in Vietnam and then going from there.  I will worry about work in a year or two and if not to paraphrase William Lyon MacKenzie King – RETIREMENT IF NECESSARY BUT NOT NECESSARILY RETIREMENT.

I am tired damn it and wants some time off.

Working in Iraq is pretty normal considering we are only 80kms from Mosul but the Kurds are tough and resilient (they have to be) and life goes on. The Peshmerga are brave, selfless, fearless and keep Erbil safe from those Daesh fuckers.

I am currently in the Frankfurt Airport  killing and wasting time until my next flight. 4 hours to kill here and then the long flight to Bogota and the Medellin. Only out for two weeks but being that it is my last hitch I don’t mind. My buddy Jack is coming down and Dave and Sara will be there so it should be fun.

I also have a lot of stuff to get done being that I may not be back for a year or two.

Onward,