Thursday, January 21, 2016

Yes of course, I dance all the time

My last night in Medellin was great, I went to hear some ear piercing Latin Music. 

So in my mysterious, loner, broody, ruggedly handsome way I went to Son Havana. Kind of a dodgy area of town compared to the others areas that I have seen. The bar was crowded, hot and the aforementioned loner, broody, ruggedly handsome me was the only gringo in there which was nice. 

Through a sequence of being moved  (nee pushed) around by the crowd I ended up beside an amazingly beautiful women who asked me to dance. Now don’t flatter yourself loner, broody, ruggedly handsome me I said to myself in Gaelic (Spanish is not good enough to talk to myself in) a Colombian asking you to dance like asking for a glass of water. I politely declined and went back to thinking to myself in Gaelic. Did I just say no to dancing with a beautiful Colombian women. What the feck is wrong with me. “Bar Keep a bottle of your finest Aguardient. Glug, Glug, Glug. Wait, wait, wait, pleasantly pissed, pleasantly pissed, pleasantly pissed, feck yeah I will dance with you.


I told her in my bad Spanish that I cannot dance in any language to any music but she didn’t care. So littlefrankiesonofabitch was Salsa Dancing (thank god I was all gussied up-see picture below). She was very gracious, sexy (muy sexy) and could work around my two left feet. A really fun night and feck yeah, we are going to do it again when I come back down. 



Frankie and Margarita. Frankie is on the right. 


Saturday, January 16, 2016

Ah One More thing, no wait that was Colombo, this is Colombia.

January 2015

Columbia and Nicaragua

Medellin

For some unbeknownst reason I decided the fecking longest possible route to get to Medellin, Colombia. I think getting to Gustaf’s Crater on Mars would be quicker . Abu Dhabi-Dubia-Washington-Houston-Managua-Panama-Medellin.  

To get back to Abu Dhabi I am walking.

Now my three loyal readers will know that Dave, my buddy and son I always wanted have met up in Yemen, Germany, Nicaragua, Spain and now Colombia. Actually I have four readers but this one is some weird guy in China that keeps sending me selfies (I hate that fecking term) with him naked with a Panda. Always great seeing Frankie Jr as I call Dave and will see him in Nicaragua in March. 

Medellin  is great, perfect weather (although currently hot), cheap, safe, nice people and the amazingly gorgeous Canadian accountants that come here.

First few days was fighting jet leg but once I got my mojo back which is to say back to having no mojo I started going out a bit. Down to Plaza Botero with its fat arse sculptures and then the hustle and bustle of the down town traffic, vendors, market (the local produce looked great). I have been tracking expenses and buying everyday items and eating out, local transport and pretty much everything is cheap here.

Dave is on a bit of a working holiday but hoping to meet up later and check out some more craft beer, local music and perhaps watch (and I emphasize watch) a salsa show. Wait, that will be after the craft beer, ok that means to go participate (and I emphasize participate) in a salsa show.
Feck, I accidently formatted by card with the pictures. I am such a dumb ass. Not a big issue not like I reformatted my memory but age is doing that slowly.

I need to think this inner city living. This place is noisy but I guess any large city would be. There someone practicing scales and I tuba before. That was a first.







  






































Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Europe 2015 _Malta and Rome

Sicily
Great weather here in mid-November. I didn’t come to Sicily for any particular reason other than it is one of the warmest spots in Europe this time of year. A fondness of Italian food, wine and I enjoy hearing the Italians talk I thought why not. I will meet up with Denise later on today so I am sure the drinking will stop then.

From what I have seen so far there is an unvarnished charm to the place. With Piazza Del Duomo being the main square. The fish market and outdoor market was great. Of course I have not fecking idea what they are yelling about but I am guessing that their fish is the freshest and best value.  I suspect Denise will enjoy so will probably go back tomorrow.  All the food and wine have been good so far but not great. I will search for great tonight. I cannot find any craft beer so far the national brands are pretty ordinary  but I am a uppity little prick when it comes to beer so please don’t take offense Sicily and in particular Mob run crappy beer producers.
Speaking of Costa Nostra (Our thing) apparently they are still here despite government crackdowns. Not something I would ask to many questions about it but I would not be surprised if the hotel I am staying in had to pay the “pizzo”.  They are shops that advertise as AuddioPizzo or Goodbye Payments and their way of telling the Honored Society to fuck off.
After more great food and wine we did a day trip to see Mount Etna. Nothing too exciting but another change to learn some local history and see some of the effects of what a lava spill can do.

The Malta Conference
A trip to Sicily with a side trip to Malta became a trip to Malta with a side trip to Italy. Malta is incredible. A small archipelago nation just south of Italy (90 minutes by ferry) it packs a lot in for a small nation of 423,000 people or so. It is one of the smallest nations on earth  but one of the most densely populated. English and Maltese are the official languages so it is really easy to get around. Perfect weather in November, lots of Italian and Maltese’s cuisine, great wine, amazing sense of history and lots see and do.  Overall, a really good visit.

Its location in the Med, has seen it ruled by Phoenicians, Romans, Moors, Normans, Sicilians, Spanish, Knights of St. John, French and British. They believe the earliest settlers were 5200 BC and inhabited ever sense. I wanted to see it because it was the where the Knights of St. John has their base during the middle ages. It still has a really incredible medieval feel to it and it like going back in time. The entire country is hard to describe but unique to any place where I have been. Highlights were Valletta, Mdina, and just the country overall.

Driving in this country proved interesting. Right hand drive, very narrow streets lines with cars, steep inclines with RPM’s reaching F1 limits with roll backs and the need to park the car flush with the buildings so other cars can get buy. I actually had to get out of the passenger side a few times as there was no room to get out on my side which would normally be your side. No major incidents but unduly stressful at time.

Rome
From Malta it was Rome for a few days and I think this was third time here.  The ISIS fuckers seem to making the entire world into a police state. There is a heightened since of security no matter where I go. Armed soldiers, police and surveillance everywhere.

It never fails to amaze me with its grandeur, history, sites, vibe and feel. I pretty much spent my time eating, drinking a bit of wine and during the day I went back to the Vatican, Sistine Chapel and for this was the first time I went to the St. Peter’s Basilica. Not sure because it is free to see (it is a church) but the lines ups can be discouraging but it was not so bad. It was about 40 minutes and most days it can be more than double that. This is another indescribable event.  Of course, every pope from St. Peter onward has resided here. The opulence (I think most of it was designed by Michelangelo) richness, history, vastness and it pretty much archives the history of the world sense the death of Christ. I am not sure if there is 100% proof that St. Peters remains are here but the Holy See says it is him and there is a tomb for him so to walk by it was nothing short of amazing. The artifacts and sepulchers for the medieval popes were also amazing for me to see as well.
The detail and design of every square inch of the place is incredible and the artifacts from history are limitless.

If I recall correctly Pope Frankieboy is the 265th Pope from St. Peter and the historical record keeping within those 2000 years would be unrivaled. I am sure the Vatican’s dirty secrets are all kept there as well (follow the money kids, follow the money).


Also so the usual suspects when in Rome (and doing as them of course) such as the Spanish Steps, Treni Fountain, dodging scooters (but not this time) and the endless amount of Squares, Statues and Monuments. 

Catania, Sicily 




Catania Outdoor Market 

Tin Foil Fish








One legged lunch for some 

After Mount Etna Lava Flow 








This is not a picture of a picture  







Mdina, Matla

Gozo Malta





Now I want a pet owl








Amazing Malta 












Rome

Crowds at Treni Fountain 


St. Peters Square 
 
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The Splendor and on the way to the Sistine Chapel 





St. Peters Basilica 

Line Ups


Swiss Guard and Pope's Private Army



Every Pope from St. Peter onward 


The Amazing St. Peters Basilica 

Mass


Swiss Guards 


Pretty Much any street