Friday, July 31, 2015

Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear;

Ethiopia
For some reason when I think of Ethiopia I have a tendency to think of the famine and Live Aid but that was 30 years ago.

I came to Ethiopia for three main reasons.

1)      For no particular reason
2)      To meet Lucy
3)      To see the churches of Lalibela

Unique among African countries, the ancient Ethiopian monarchy maintained its freedom from colonial rule with the exception of a short-lived Italian occupation from 1936-41. In 1974, a military junta, the Derg, deposed Emperor Haile SELASSIE (who had ruled since 1930) and established a socialist state. Torn by bloody coups, uprisings, wide-scale drought, and massive refugee problems, the regime was finally toppled in 1991 by a coalition of rebel forces, the Ethiopian People's Revolutionary Democratic Front. A constitution was adopted in 1994, and Ethiopia's first multiparty elections were held in 1995. A border war with Eritrea in the late 1990s ended with a peace treaty in December 2000. In November 2007, the Eritrea-Ethiopia Border Commission (EEBC) issued specific coordinates as virtually demarcating the border and pronounced its work finished. Alleging that the EEBC acted beyond its mandate in issuing the coordinates, Ethiopia has not accepted them and has not withdrawn troops from previously contested areas pronounced by the EEBC as belonging to Eritrea. In August 2012, longtime leader Prime Minister MELES Zenawi died in office and was replaced by his Deputy Prime Minister HAILEMARIAM Desalegn, marking the first peaceful transition of power in decades.

No surprises for me in the capital of Addis. Kind of an unvarnished charm, chaotic, crowded, outdoor markets, harmless hustlers, safe and nice (and often beautiful people).
Not cheap but not overly expensive.
Time to meet Lucy. I met Lucy on line several years ago and had a crush on her ever since. I was not sure if we would ever meet  but we kept up whenever we could and finally we would go on a date. I knew her to  be sexy, tough, independent and a few years older than me but I was enchanted nonetheless. So I get all gussied up and with nervous anticipation I make my way to see her. When I said she was a few years older let me tell you more about this little gal:
Lucy, or Dinknesh (meaning 'you are amazing' in Amharic), is diminutive  – she measures a little over 1m – formed the centrepiece of an exhibition charting more than 6 million years of human evolution that showed that Ethiopia was the cradle of mankind.
She is about 3.2 million years old and walked upright but still comfortable in the trees. She is one of kind. Literally, she is a halfway house between the great apes and the humans we know today.  Lucy tells us that several distinct hominins — species more closely related to humans than to chimps  roamed eastern Africa more than 3 million years ago.

She is not shy,  a lot of her is on display on the Natural Museum in Addis and is very photogenic. Well I could gush for hours but you will see her beauty in some of my photos.
Now that I was so smitten with the lovely Lucy it was time to go to the chapel.
The Churches of Lalibela.

A quick flight to the highlands and I was in Lalibella.

The small town of Lalibela in Ethiopia is home to one of the world's most astounding sacred sites: eleven rock-hewn churches, each carved entirely out of a single block of granite with its roof at ground level.

Were it not for these extraordinary churches, Lalibela would almost certainly be well off the tourist radar. A dusty rural town nestled into rolling countryside, Lalibela only recently received electricity. It has few motorized vehicles, no gas stations and no paved streets. Isolated from the modern world, the town goes about its business much as it has for several hundred years.
Of Lalibela's 8-10,000 people, over 1,000 are priests. Religious ritual is central to the life of the town, with regular processions, extensive fasts, crowds of singing and dancing priests. This, combined with its extraordinary religious architecture and simplicity of life, gives the city of Lalibela a distinctively timeless, almost biblical atmospher

The town of Lalibela was originally known as Roha. It was renamed after the 12th-century King Lalibela, who commissioned these extraordinary churches. Lalibela was a member of the Zagwe dynasty, which had seized the Ethiopian throne around 1000 AD. When his rivals began to increase in power, Lalibela sought the support of the powerful Ethiopian Orthodox Church by building the churches in this small town.

King Lalibela's goal was to create a New Jerusalem for those who could not make a pilgrimage to the Holy Land (and to create a sacred city to rival powerful Axum, with its Ark of the Covenant). According to some reports, he had been to the Holy Land himself and was inspired by what he saw. But the king made no attempt to copy the churches of the Holy Land; in fact, Lalibela's sacred architecture could not be more unique.

The churches of Lalibela were not constructed — they were excavated. Each church was created by first carving out a wide trench on all four sides of the rock, then painstakingly chiseling out the interior. The largest church is 40 feet high, and the labor required to complete such a task with only hammers and chisels is astounding.

Popular legend has it that angels came every night to pick up where the workmen had left off. One of the churches, Bet Maryam, contains a stone pillar on which King Lalibela wrote the secrets of the buildings' construction. It is covered with old cloths and only the priests may look on it.
King Lalibela's project for gaining the church's favor had two unexpected results: the creation of a holy place of unparalleled beauty and the king's conversion to a religious life. After laboring for 20 years, he abdicated his throne to become a hermit, living in a cave and eating only roots and vegetables. To this day, Ethiopian Christians regard King Lalibela as one of their greatest saints.
The churches have been in continuous use since they were built in the 12th century. The first Europeans to see these extraordinary holy sites were Portugese explorers in the 1520s, one of whom noted in his journal that the sights were so fantastic, he expected readers of his descriptions would accuse him of lying.

Barren women are submerged here








800 years old door that is still working


Funky Hotel Room

Pure Evil

For Hermits

Traditional Housing 


In the Cave

Locals


Mother and Daughter 

Tasty




Remains of Royals

Nun

Locals



Priest 

Road

Church


Before the Nazi's perverted this

St. Andrews Cross






Yin and Yan Cat

One of the most amazing thing for me was that the religious ceremonies have changed very little in 800 years in the original churches (and chapels).




Thursday, July 23, 2015

I had another dream about lions at the door They weren't half as frightening as they were before

Kenya
I think this is my third time to Kenya (maybe 4th) and I was hoping to see the Great Wildebeest Migration.

A long day to get from Fort St. John to the Maasia Mara consisted of a 6 hour drive, 1 hour flight, 3 hour layover, 4 hour  flight, a few hours’ sleep and then a 6 hour drive.
Tourism is way down because of security issue but the airport was chaotic as ever. After getting a visa there was a real ruckus at the airport and it was really fecking loud. But it was harmless, I think their national volleyball team won a tournament and they were celebrating with traditional drumming and dancing.

Ironically, I was at the Westgate Plaza when I was reading it was almost two years since those Al Shabab fuckers attacked the place.

After a few hours’ sleep it was a  6 hour drive to the Mara Maasi. As you enter the park you see some wildebeest, zebras, gazelles, giraffes and of course topless mermaids.

The next day it was a typical game drive. You drive across the savannah and see what you can see. It is mostly grazers and you hope to see the big cats or a rhino.  Lots of Thompsons Gazelles, zebras, wildebeests, giraffes, elephants, goony ostriches and other boring ass mammals.
The best of the first day was seeing lions mate. The male had a package  on him that would make Steve French envious. Lions mate several  times per hour and it goes on for days. If there are other males in the pride the female will spread the love around to guarantee protection from all the other males.  If it just a male and female there are scented candles, massage oils and Barry White playing on the back ground.

Day 2 
Was more of the same as day one but I was hoping with the massive wildebeest migration that I would see a river crossing. There are something like 2 million wildebeests and 200,000 zebras on this migration (or this is what I counted) but it was late this year so of course I did not see any crossings. I did see lots of hippos (these feckers kill more humans then all the other animals combined but I am bit of a Hippo Whisperer so I was not worried) and I did see a big ass croc but the big ass croc did not do much of anything).

Even though it is technically winter it is still hot so we decided to go back to the camp (read modern lodge) and come back in the evening. I was debating just waiting to go back in the morning thinking that we are only going to see the aforementioned boring ass mammals. I was a bit groggy from a fabulous nap (people please understand the fabulous people nap fabulously) and out of nowhere a lone female lion takes down a wildebeest.  This was amazing. By the time I shook off the fab grogginess it was too late to get it on film but I did manage to get some good footage of it taking it to the trees to eat. The lion was exhausted so I was pretty sure that could have wrestled the wildebeest from it but what the feck would I do with a wildebeest. I could see the lion scrap the carcass off with her tongue and dive in with the entrails going first. I was surprised that there were no other lions around or other scavengers like the hyenas. I hate those pricks. From their creepy yelps, eating their prey alive to a fecked up anatomy. For some goofy reason the females have a fake wiener that they give birth though. Next day there was only a few bones left from the kill.

Next day was more of the same but the highlight of this day was seeing a cheetah about a meter from me and saw two cheetahs dive head first into their kill.
























This was the next day after the kill

Funky lamp

This was really close




Check out the funky colors


Local Maasai kids






Maasai Man

No Mans Land



Giraffes eat these things





Across here is the Serengeti. Apparently the Tanzanians burn the Savannah to stop the wildebeest from crossing so that more tourist go there.   





This was a short game drive as I have done a number of them before but this was by far the best.
Back to Nairobi and the a flight to Addis Ababa, Ethiopia.