Norway
Good God I am not making this up. I went to a Death Metal/Black
Metal Bar last night. I swear by the two vaporous balls of the holy ghosts that
this was one of the weirdest things I have been to. I was itching to burn down
a church so I thought I would start here. Unbearably loud, ghoulish bands,
weird ass audience. As soon as I went in I thought holy feck, I am going to end
up on an altar with a goat’s skull for a head dress. Start with Slipknot and
Converge and consider them Air Supply. Demonic screams, thrashing heads with
long hair, no hair but long beards, fat ass singers, and basic mayhem. If ever there was a place for my skull bracelet
this place was it. I was not to be fucked with after they saw this on my wrist. I stood at the back and hoped
to be left along. No one said a word to me but I can’t say I was totally
comfortable there.
At times I was dangerously closing to
hearing something that resembled music. I thought the place was for a bunch of fake and phony clowns. But I didn’t
say that. It was Devil Horns and fuck this and fuck that for the entire night.
I did go the Viking Ship Museum, Kon Tiki Museum, Edvard Munch Museum and Museum of National History but at the concert I said museums were for wimp ass accountants.
Tomorrow I had for west Norway which is the main reason for this trip. Time to harpoon me a whale.
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| Kon Tiki |
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| These are the orginal flag from the Kon Tiki |
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| This is from 830 AD and in remarkable shape |
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| Viking Boat |
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| I was half pissed and thought it nice they named a urinal after me |
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| Munch |
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| Why I am too childish to travel |
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