"When sorrows come, they come not single spies. But in battalions!”

Denmark

I realized that I knew precious little about Denmark so I went on a fact finding mission. Before I went this is what I knew:

·         Greenland is administered by Denmark and thus their weak ass claim to Artic Waters

·         There was something rotten there at one point.

·         I don't know of anyone that is Danish other than perhaps Hamlet (and we never met)

So after my fact finding trip here is what I know now:

·         Greenland is still administered by Denmark and thus their weak ass claim to Artic Waters

· Whatever was rotten was probably thrown out because it smells pretty pleasant there

· The Danish pastry is actually made by imported Austrian workers

· There is probably some famous dude that is a fancy pants space designer and does some interesting things regarding modern design

· It is expensive there as well

Copenhagen

Copenhagen

 

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